You know you have done summer sales for a long time when....

You can't count on both hands how many times you have moved

You have packing a Honda Civic with everything you will need for 5 months down to a science

You have driven more than 24 hours straight

You eat off Wal-Mart's plastic summer dishes half the year

You don't have any friends to recruit anymore because all your friends now do summer sales

When referring to a "bagel" it has nothing to do with the food

At the end of the summer you wonder how the heck you are going to get everything home

You only sleep in your own bed half the year

You get really excited when you don't have "the scratchy couch" for the summer

When you talk to someone you don't speak with on a regular basis, the first question they ask you is "what state are you in right now"

Saturday's are the longest day of the week

You refer to years by where you were that summer, not the actual number

You have changed your mailing address more times in 5 years than most people do in a life time

Every summer you say it's your last, yet in April your packing up the car to go sell again

At the end of the summer you never want to see your husband in khaki shorts and knocking shirt ever again

**The summer is over and we are done selling in Austin, I fly out on Saturday and Brennen left this morning with our loaded down civic... wearing his khaki shorts and knocking shirt... I tried to tell him he could wear something else!**